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Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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This is hilarious.
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A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.
holy fuck.
damn
Whoa
that tiny hand is creepy
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